1000 Words Contest


A picture is worth 1000 words. Well, that’s what they say anyway…

And it looks like we have a winner! I’m giving away this new piece of art to one lucky winner who came up with the horniest, dirtiest, dick-hardening, one-handed story you can write based on the piece of art you see here. The stories below are the 13 I picked and I let you pick the winners.

All who gave their two cents on which one(s) they like best got put into a drawing for their very own set of 5 cards of this image! What can I say? I’m a giver. Ultimately, all the stories below were favorites of somebody out there, as all of them got votes, but some tripped more triggers than others.

All entries were judged on originality, creativity, and general horniness. First place winner got a signed, 13″x19″ print of the image. Second and third place will got a set of 5 cards of the print and one lucky voter gets a set of cards just for voting.