Filed under: — Drub @ 12:19 am
- I never went through phases growing up. I waited until college for that stuff.
- I’ve never been goth, thankfully.
- I’m so glad I’m a punk.
- I really, really hate having a mobile phone.
- I paid off my 2nd car, a Hyundai (like in the Beck song, Debra) February ’07.
- I was in a very bad traffic accident in Merriam, KS which totaled my Kia Sephia. It was all the other guy’s fault. He ran a red light.
- All my traffic tickets occurred in a 5 block radius of this point but now I have a clean driving record.
- I’m a firm believer that if you drive something sporty or too large for yourself, you are overcompensating for something. Probably your wang size.
- I hate driving.
- I miss Kansas City, but not the snow or the hot, sultry summers.
- When I’m warm or tired, I get a hard-on.
- Fuck Nazis, racists and Mormons… but not in the fun way.
- By day, I art direct a small printing company and I’m actually somebody’s boss.
- By night, this site takes over my life. It’s my hub.
- Guys who send me naked pictures of themselves gets me horny – I’m a sucker for amateur porn and find it overwhelmingly more hot than the mainstream crap that we get shoveled.
- That said, I love some of the movies by Hot Desert Knights, Wurst Film, or Prime Pork.
- I knew I was a pole smoker at age 15.
- I hit puberty my junior year of high school – a year later.
- I had gay sex at age 18.
- I almost had sex with a woman later that year, but declined. She was hot, but married with children.
- I love sushi.
- I hate sea bass.
- I won’t eat liver.
- I love to cook.
- Yet I get bored easily with food and constantly look for new things to try.
- My dream is to have a great ultra-modern home with a dream kitchen and a clean studio space.
- I bought a house in June ’08. I blame Dwell Magazine.
- I also have awesome credit – but it was like fighting a zombie horde trying to get me there.
- I never play the stock market, nor do I gamble.
- I wish I could go forward in time to find out what the winning numbers of a very large jackpot of a lottery would be, come back and play them, then live an extremely comfortable life.
- I love to sleep in.
- Investing in a memory foam mattress and 600 count sheets helps. I plan on making my own bed with my own power tools and I’m not a lesbian.
- I’m finding out that I’m incredibly handy.
- Italian home furnishings want you to have sex with them, I think.
- I’ve christened many things – living and inanimate – with my body fluids.
- I miss Lawrence, Kansas.
- Weed and alcohol are great ways to make me less upset with people.
- Fresh oranges from your own tree cannot be beat.
- I can’t wait to landscape my yard with succulents, low water plants and cacti that hurt children.
- I will never, ever go to a movie theater again. Buying a Blue-Ray player and a 52 inch flat screen television will make you look back in anger at all the money wasted and movies ruined by crying infants in Rated R movies, teenagers running up and down the aisles, and other random obnoxious assholes with their bad habits and cellphone use.
- Now that I’m a homeowner, I find myself wanting to build high walls around my backyard so I can sit out there naked. Or is it because I hate most people?
- The cat I had fixed several years ago has grown attached to me, stolen my leather chair as her own, loves to have her tummy scratched, likes a wide variety of food to eat, hates when people sneeze, has her own cat door, wakes me up in the morning by walking on me and meowing, and I call her “Boo Boo” – as in “mistake”.
- I hate cats, but love this one.
- I even let her devour a bird in the house to which I never found the head.
- I pick her up even though I know she hates it.
- I hate being inconvenienced by the stupidity of people who don’t make an extra effort probably more than I hate a crying baby on a plane – and that says a great deal as I hate children who act up.
- I fantasize about being the Emperor of the World.
- Some might say it’s a Napoleon Complex, but I’d think that was a heightist remark made toward somebody who stands 5 foot 5 inches.
- Lots of people would get sterilized for various things, from being litterbugs to praying for God to intervene and stop the rising cost of oil.
- Anyone who uses religion as a weapon against the freedoms of another person trying to live their life would be put to death.
- All I know is I’m probably taller than Prince.
- I find that when I depend on others, I’m often let down.
- This tends to lead me to doing everything myself and feeling overwhelmed.
- I’m easy to wind up and my temper can make me look incredibly insane.
- I know this because I’ve seen people’s faces blanch halfway through one of my tirades.
- The side effect is it is quiet for a long time afterward.
- I also sometimes dream I own a gallery space.
- I despise so much of what passes for artistic expression, those that tout it as such, and all the leeches who cling onto that scene.
- Conversely, I despise people who run magazines and businesses who think the creative process is worth nothing more than the materials spent on a project.
- Sometimes, I think people don’t listen to a word I say. I sometimes don’t say anything in an argument because I can predict what kind of response it will illicit. Hearing nothing from certain people is better than having to endure their torturous bullshit.
- I think people who think gardening is “gay” have obviously never gardened before. It’s dirty and sex is happening all around you.
- I think straight people who say “gay” instead of “stupid” should be fed their prepubescent testicles.
- I’m a very proud Democrat.
- My views are optimistic in the way that I hope there is a great cultural awakening where people respect other people’s boundaries, freedoms and needs. I’m told that’s very Libertarian.
- I’ve been a member of the ACLU since 2002.
- People who let their dog shit in your yard, especially the rude ones who just wave a plastic bag at you as you tell them what “curbing their dog means” should be curbed themselves – mouth open, placed on curb, and then kicked in the back of their head to knock out their teeth. Just like skinheads do to break in the ‘newbie’.
- People who say I’m a “very angry man” need to wake up from the daydream they call a life.
- I love the new Dr. Who and the newer one even better.
- Red heads make me weak and babble stupidly when they flirt with me.
- People who bite my nipples should be prepared to be thrown out of my bed and not look shocked when I throw them and their clothes onto the front lawn.
- Boys who play footsie with me in public places should expect my cock lodged in their throats.
- I knew I liked feet when I knew I was gay but I didn’t “come out” about my fetish until I was 21.
- I have a large collection of sneakers, boots, socks, skimasks and jockstraps.
- I love fisting – giving and getting.
- Now, I’m pretty much open about everything… it takes the guesswork out of it all and I don’t feel like I’m hiding anything.
- People who hide their faces in online profiles are lame.
- I hate losing my keys, wallet, or something I just had in my hands – it makes me think I’m losing my mind.
- I enjoy travel.
- I’ve been to Scotland, England, Canada, Iceland, and the Netherlands.
- Out of all of these, I really disliked the people of Iceland.
- I laughed when NPR reported that Iceland had the most “happy” people as I know this to not be true. And a sizable amount of the people believe in faeries.
- My brother and mom believe in ghosts, psychics and heaven at the same time. I don’t believe in any of that and I no longer speak to them.
- I still get excited when I look at maps, an atlas, or a globe and I can name most countries and find their location faster than most people.
- I think people outside of America who say that Americans don’t know much about geography haven’t talked to the people I’ve talked to.
- Sporty or health nut people who speak of their lifestyle with praise don’t impress me much. One time I was asked if I work out and I replied, “Fork to mouth!”
- I do think exercise is a good thing.
- Portuguese is a sexy language.
- I’m never going to learn Spanish because I haven’t committed to it.
- I should read more books.
- I play video games and I’m very competitive.
- Team sports are a drag to participate in, but I do enjoy watching certain ones.
- I enjoy boxing as a sport.
- I boxed for 2 years and really need to start doing something like that soon.
- People who get way too worked up over sports should be neutered unless that means erect and masturbating. Like, when watching rugby.
- Going through people’s tag sales are interesting and fun.
- I prefer thrift store shopping to actual clothes shopping.
- I will trade art for services rendered if I think they are equal.
- Being out of the house for more than 4 hours, when it is not a social setting, makes me irritable and hard to manage.
- If I don’t eat at scheduled intervals, I become incoherent, sleepy, and/or grouchy.
- I love a witty retort.
May 4th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
If we ever meet I’ll have to remember to play footsie with you in a public place. LOL
May 4th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
*slips sneakers off*
What are you waiting for?
May 7th, 2006 at 1:24 am
Good to see tea made the list. I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like tea. Tea does not include those pathetic little Liptons or Churchills teabags that they try to pass off as the real thing in foreign supermarkets.
And I can most definitely assure everyone that gardening is not ‘gay’! I bet that the people who say that would run screaming like little girls if they touched a worm or slug with their bare flesh!
Maybe it’s about time I had another go at something like this too…
September 10th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Love the sock and other fetishes. #8 is true for all of men. I love to drive, relaxing and get me away from rude people most of the time. Also love sushi, been to Japan and love to admire it form there. and love to cook also. from every day stuff that i mix up and make interesting. Love hammocks, and backyard relaxing and enjoy life. I have two cats, a dog and two fish tanks. Love teas, and hate stupid people. Love meeting new and interesting peopel that are different from me to learn more about life and all. looking forward to getting to know more aout you… Later Kelly
November 17th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
[...] just realized I needed to polish up the 100 Things About Me [...]
November 20th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
hmmmm! No. 97 could save me money!
December 30th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I found myself saying “ditto” to so many of these – especially 30, 40 and 52!!
And I’ll remember to serve fish, not liver . . .
January 2nd, 2009 at 8:50 am
Well…Happy new year. I have missed our contacts and my resolve this year is to feed you and to get to know you better. I promise not to bite your nipples as I head into my days of Old Fagdom. Love yer new updated hundred things….and your art.