You see them all over the place and in a wide variety of personal styles. The UK gave us skinheads and the more enduring image of what a punk is and Southern California answered back with their own subculture – guys on skateboards. Sporty, sweaty, sinewy daredevils on planks of wood and tacked on trucks and wheels. Scourge of public sidewalks and police everywhere, rulers of the abandoned drained, below-ground pool, and seemingly closet sneaker fetishists! My heart skips a beat when I hear the oncoming CLACK CLACK CLACK of ball bearings and board on the cracks of the sidewalk.

My love of boys on boards goes long and deep and I’ve nearly wrecked several cars craning my neck, mesmerized, to look upon such youthful beauty and rebellion, soaking in every drop of sweat and flouting fashion norms back in the day, and clocking every scratch and scrape of an all-balls-out ride of their life as if to say, “I’m fuckin’ invincible!”

Always having a soft spot for certain subcultures and all they encompass on so many levels for me, and loving some of the most amazing art personalizing these boards they ride, I thought, “What a great place to plunk down some kinky art!”

I’ve stuck a deal with a skateboard deck art/design company to produce 3 unique new designs made specifically for the wooden canvas, which I will make available to you all as well!

The themes? Well, it wouldn’t be me without the fetish exploration, but whereas I usually approach something from the position of a cherished memory, this time I’m focusing purely on the idea of a chosen specific fetish near and dear to my heart.

My first fetish I ever came to grips with was my love of sweaty socks and socked feet – so the first board will deal specifically with that theme. The second deck will be adorned with a very similar styled board dealing with very sniffable and lickable leather boots. The third perverse panel drips with piss and watersports. Watch this space, true believers.

I think I better go take care of this stiffy.

Originally, this was a concept design I proposed to Ft. Troff and I fear it fell on deaf ears. *Shrug*
I thought it was too good to pass up myself and I think I’ll use it. It’s a first pass and I wouldn’t mind feedback and comments. I decided to do a different approach with the art being so colorful and go for spot colors and something really messy, yet keeping the character unmistakably done by me.

Originally, “Splat!” was “Impale” and I thought maybe I was dangerously close to anal pare territory or funnier, Vlad the Impaler territory… hence the change. Again, click on the image for full a larger view size.

The Poster/Image

The Tshirt Mock Up

Probably and arguably my most tender and sweet piece ever – “The Kiss” – hot off the presses. Click it to see the full piece…

I’ll have it in the punk gallery soon enough. I’ve got about 6 other pieces to paint up and finish, including a t-shirt design and 3 skateboard decks.

Last weekend I felt really prolific. Since I took some time off to go up to Los Angeles to take my ‘safety course’ (complete joke), I took an extra day off to decompress.

I did 7 new drawings and inked them in and started painting them this week! Three skate deck designs, one t-shirt design, 2 new pieces I came up with just so I could draw with my right hand and wank with my left and one so incredibly sweet I hope none of you vomit on yourself when you see it. I’ve got lots to work on!

So to celebrate this sudden rush of artistic expression here are 3 new banner ads for your website, blog, or social networking site (click the gallery below, then click the thumbnail on the page that comes up to display the actual large animated banner). I’ll also add them to the other downloads here. Enjoy!