So I go to vote yesterday…
I didn’t get a blow job this time, but it sucked completely.
It seems when your registered party is marked as Unaffiliated in Kansas, this somehow translates poorly as Independent here in California. And somehow… someway, Independant translates to the American Independent Party and that makes me a very unhappy person.
It’s a comedy of errors really if you look at their platform and compare them to my politics, but when I inform the two women at the voting station that I want a Democrat ballot, not one for AIP – the world falls apart around your ears.
You see, I saw a commercial on television informing me that I can vote in the primary for governor as either a Democrat or Republican and I informed the uniformed ladies who wanted to give me my ballot. The maelstrom that this created in their tiny little minds, was only compounded by the error some dumb clerk made at the Department of Motor Vehicles by marking my voter registration as AIP instead of U for Unaffiliated. It didn’t help that one lady had a very thick Thai accent and the other woman had an exotic accent from Africa or that the very large black man who kept nodding at me through the whole ordeal would only say “yep!” Then, I was asked to fill out a voter registration card only to be told “I had to fill one out”, vote as a Democrat as soon as I converted to the party of spineless Democrats! Did you get all that?
I don’t think I still grasp it, but it happened. I’m now a Democrat. *shudder*